Like any CEO concerned with short-term performance, Arian Foster is inspired by his IPO of himself and puts forth a fanatical effort to single-handedly return the Texans run game to 2011 levels. Case Keenum plays turnover-free ball thanks to hours of film study — not of opponents, but of the white-hot rage in J.J. Watt’s eyes after every Matt Schaub pick six.
Fear of Watt proves an effective motivator for the defense as well, and the front seven annihilates opposing QBs before they can take apart D.J. Swearinger and (Walking D)Ed Reed at safety. Houston gets by Indy in both second-half matchups and ekes out another division title before suffering the long-awaited revenge of the Bengals in the Divisional Round.
After the Bye week, Jake Locker strides onto the field wearing a pair of Rick Vaughn black horn rims and suddenly stops missing wide open receivers by five yards. Dr. James Andrews, in a groundbreaking nine-hour procedure, successfully removes Kenny Britt’s head from his own backside, allowing him to live a normal life and become a devastating deep threat.
Albert Haynesworth went on Tennessee Sports Radio earlier this week and said some not-so nice things about Mike Shanahan, including that the Washington Redskins Raiders Cheap Jerseys head coach was “conniving” and holding the team back from achieving more.
Shanahan didn’t suffer the criticism quietly. When asked for comment, he responded, “the only people I haven’t gotten along with as a coach Cheap Cycling Jerseys is someone who is lazy.” For the uninitiated, Haynesworth became a notorious figure in Washington after signing a $100 million contract then failing to make much of an impact on the field. He struggled with conditioning throughout his two seasons, and failed to adjust to a 3-4 defensive scheme.